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Why is it that every time I walk into a room someone cracks a toad
joke? Do I say: “A man walks into a bar...” to every bloke at the
Dubliner? It’s not as if the jokes are any good either. We all know
what happens with the blender, right? So the next time you see me,
tell me a good toad joke, will you? If it
makes me croak, I might even give you a bottle of Splattered Toad!
Here are my favourite toad jokes so far...:
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Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess
happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess,
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A scientist was interested in studying how far bullfrogs can jump. He
brought a bullfrog into his laboratory, set it down, and commanded,
"Jump, frog, jump!"
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It seems there were two frogs sitting on a lily pad, when all of a
sudden, a fly came along. One frog put out his tongue, ate the fly, and
started laughing hysterically.
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